[Verse 1]
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Well I was sober as a judge walkin' around Williamsburg
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You know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
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'Cause I've been drinkin' with they homos and they say that they ain't homos but they
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look like one to me.
[Chorus]
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I got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
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Yeah that's five drinks at five-by-five n don't leave a tip
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Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 2]
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Just now starting to get it right in vodkasodaburg
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Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
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Oh I so iso-ppropriate alcohol
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Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Chorus]
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Well I met a local man in vodkasodaburg
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Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
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Him gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
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And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
[Verse 3]
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And I went home with a mulatto
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Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
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And that's why then he wrote a song about me
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Oh no, I was lucky to be alive
[Chorus]
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I threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
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All the bartenders there all hate my fuckin' guts
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I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
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Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fucked
[Verse 4]
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And this is where I get off
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Oh yeah probably never gonna stop
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'Cause I can't I said I'm never gonna stop
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No I said I'm never gonna stop, stop!
[Outro]
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I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
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Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
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I was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
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Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here.