Hello Walls No.2:Ben Colder (Sheb Wooley)
#131 on BB Hot 100 and #30 on BB Hot Country
on MGM Records in 1963.
(Intro)
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(Crash) Holy mackerel, there!
(Verse 1)
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Hello, wall, I didn't see you standin' there.
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Did I hurt you?..boy, I sure did hit you square.
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Now, one of us is plastered, and I'll let you
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guess who..just imagine bumpin' into you.
(Verse 2)
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Hey, walls, (hello, hello) why did you let them
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move the door?
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And the ceilin', why it used to be the floor!
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Someone came while I was out and changed you all
around.
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Or could it be that I'm standin' upside down?
(Bridge)
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That chandelier is all lit up, it just took a swing
at me.
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And someone put the bathtub where the damn commode
used to be.
(Verse 3)
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Hello, wet bed sheet (hello, hello) I think I'd better
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lay me down.
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You know, I can't sleep, if this bed keeps spinnin'
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round.
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There's a picture up on the head board, hey, I've
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seen them folks before.
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Son of a gun, I'm in the house next door (hello, hello.)
(Outro)
(Hello, neighbor, what y'all doin' here in the bed?)
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.