¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
G: 320033 C(add9): 032033 Am: X02210 C: X32010 D: XX0232 * same chord progression throughout song*
tempo: slow and sad?
VERSE 1
Intro: GC(add9)AmCD
GC(add9)AmCD Instrument, of evil, here to depress the planet You make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite About a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty. But I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.
Chorus:
Cellulite, get off my thighs, You?re gross and you scare away the guys. Flabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look At how much I weigh.
VERSE 2
Size 3, you belong on the rack, ?cause all you do, is ride up my crack. Size 7, I wear you proudly, Size 9, I?ll yell it loudly.
Chorus.
VERSE 3
I step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising. If I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising. It?s kind of depressing, the way things are going, I just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.
Chorus.
Hey, if you have any questions or comments, or anything, Write me and we?ll chat. Oh, if you are wondering, I do Parties.