Intro: Am, C, Em
Am C Em
I had a dream
Am C Em
I had a dream tonight
Am C Em
That I cut off a piece of the baby Jesus
Am C Em
To offend my friends
Am Em C
But the joke misfired, yes it did oh yes it did
Am Em C
Cause the piece of the baby I cut off it bled and it bled
Am C Em
I tried everything
Am C Em
I tried bandages and shit
Am C Em
I tried praying to it
Am C Em
But all to no avail
Am Em C
Nothing could keep the baby Jesus from bleeding
Am Em C
Oh no, nothing would keep the baby Jesus from bleeding
Am C Em
I got to stop having these dreams
Am C Em
They are killing me inside
Am C Em
They are killing me alive
Am C Em
They are ruining my soul
Am Em C
But nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me
Am Em C
No no, nothing could keep these dreams from fucking me up
Am C Em
And then the worst thing happened
Am C Em
The baby opened his eyes
Am C Em
And he stared into mine
Am C Em
And he started to speak
Am Em
He said listen boy I'm gonna throw you in hell
AM Em
I'm gonna make you scream I'm gonna make you yell
Am Em
I'm gonna make you wish that I never saved you
C
You ungrateful prick
Am C Em
So if you wanna be afraid of Jesus now
Am C Em
Cause his hearts filled with vengeance
Am C Em
And his souls filled with hellfire
Am C Em
And he's thirsty for blood
AM Em
So, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus
Am Em
Be afraid of Jesus, be afraid of Jesus
AM EM C
Be afraid of Jesus cause he's gonna fuck you up old school style
I said, be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus
Be afraid of Jesus be afraid of Jesus
Be afraid of Jesus cause he's really fucking pissed off at you right now