The Wind Never Blew
Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 1
Intro Single strums
G Am
Just like the wind,
C D
Sent chills down my spine,
G Am C D
And the waves smashed down from a high,
G Am
And the rain fell cold,
C D
On a hot summers night,
C D G
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
G Am C D
Wind never blew, my best friend,
G Am C D
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
G Am C D
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
C D G
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
G D
G Am C D
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
G Am C D
And the trees would sway to and fro,
G Am C D
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
C D G D
And a star would soar so low,
But, A,
G Am C D
River would never run, out on its man,
G Am C D
And a tree would never swing both ways,
G Am C D
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
C D G D
And a star would never fuck your best friend,
BRIDGE
Am C G D
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb slut,
Am C G D
I truly hope you go blind,
Am C G D
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
C D
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
G Am C D
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
G Am C D
And the waves, never crashed my car,
G Am C
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
D
new apartment,
G Am C D
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
G Am C
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
D
tall European Basketball player
G Am C
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
D
You fucking bitch,
G Am C D G Am
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I fucking hate you,
C D G
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
Am C D G
THE END.
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