Good evening Surveys show that 7 percent
of all Japanese males in Hawaii ages to
have the first name Glenn Studies also show
that 79 of those japanese men named Glenn
have the last name Miyashiro Now of all these
Glenn Miyashiros 3 percent are married to
a girl who is either named Karen Yamada or Lori Yamaguchi
They live in a townhouse up Pearl City and between
them have at least one uncle whose first name is
masa ichi but they call him uncle masa Now these are
only a few of the documented facts which demonstrate
Glenn Miyashiro is Hawaii’s generic Japanese male
For example if you see five local Japanese men walking
downtown and you were to call out “hey Glenn Miyashiro
at least one will turn around Two of them if you are lucky
Well let’s give it a try why don’t we
Ey Glenn Miyashiro
(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro
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his name is Glenn Miyashiro
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Glenn Miyashiro
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his name is Glenn Miyashiro
(Glenn)
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My name is Glenn Miyashiro
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I went to kaimuki high school
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but then I went UH manoa
F C F GF
and I went work in one office
C F G
and I went and got married
F C F GF
We had a reception at Queen Kapiolani hotel
(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro
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exciting Glenn Miyashiro
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Glenn Miyashiro
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the famous Glenn Miyashiro
Anchor spoken
Surveys show that Glenn Miyashiro has one troublemaker
younger brother named Darryl He has two nephews and
one niece Jason Justin and Jessica His sister-in-law
teaches at highlands intermediate or ma’i ma’i elementary
Glenn’s parents go to Las Vegas every year for vacation
and always bring back beef jerky to give to the kids
Glenn use to shop Kramer’s but now he goes to Andrade’s
He always tucks in his reverse print aloha shirts
His first car was a Volkswagen but now he drives a Toyota
(women)
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Glenn Miyashiro
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the thrilling Glenn Miyashiro
C F G
Glenn Miyashiro
F C F GF
We all know Glenn Miyashiro
Glenn - Spoken
Oh hi My name’s Glenn Miyashiro You know they
say if you met one Glenn Miyashiro you met them all
Well that’s not true You know I may be common and
average and I may be run of the mill but well at least
well at least umm I at least
Women - sung
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his name is Glenn Miyashiro
Glenn - spoken
My name is Glenn Miyashiro
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His middle name is Tadashi
And my middle name is Tadashi
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He went to japanese school when he was little
And when I was little I went to japanese school
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But he never learned nothing
But I never learned nothing
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He’s a very boring person
I can understand a little bit though
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He’s a very boring person
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Glenn Miyashiro
Well I’m not that boring
F C F GF
We all know Glenn Miyashiro
Maybe I should change my name
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Glenn Miyashiro
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Decisive Glenn Miyashiro
How about Roy Yamasaki
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Roy yamasaki
F C F GF
His name is Roy Yamasaki
Oh maybe not
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Roy Yamasaki
Change ‘em Change ‘em
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His name is Bob Moritsunu
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Roland Kogima
Roland Kogima
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