Old English Folk Song
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There was an old farmer who sat on a rock
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While stroking his whiskers and shaking his
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Fist at his neighbours who sat on their ricks
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Teaching their children to play with their # 3
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Kite strings and marbles in old days of yore
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Along came a lady who looked like a # 3
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Decent young lady and walked like a duck
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Then she discovered as new way to # 3
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Bring up the children the sewing to knit
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The boys in the stable were shovelling the # 3
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Contents of stables left after the hunt
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The carman was feeling a niece piece of # 3
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Straw from the stable cleaning the walls
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In came the dear maid to play with his # 3
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Dog in the dairy where she did belong
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If you think this is dirty you # 17 re BLOODY WELL WRONG