[Intro]
D
D A
At what age do I have to stop smoking?
D A
‘Cause I think there’s a cut off,
G Dm
When it stops being cool.
D G D
And you just have lung cancer.
A
And I like wife beaters.
A
And keg stands.
A G
And indie bands.
A
But I think there’s a cut off.
D
I hope it isn’t twenty-five.
[Verse 1]
G D
And I would hope that I’ll stop being poor someday.
G Dm
‘Cause I really want a flat screen TV.
G D
Like, my friends all have flat screen TVs,
D
And I want one.
D
And an iPhone.
Bm A
And an IRA.
Bm A
What’s an IRA?
D
I don’t know.
[Verse 2]
D
Everybody’s getting married
D
And I can’t do it.
G
My girlfriend wants to.
Dm
But I don’t want to.
G
‘Cause then you have babies.
Dm
And you don’t have one.
G
You have multiple babies.
D
In succession.
Gm
And babies puke.
D
They puke almost as much
As the drunk girl my roommate brought home last night.
G
And I won’t clean up puke
D
So I can’t have babies.
Bm A
Or drunk girls.
[Solo]
Bm A
So I’m standing on 10th avenue.
A G
I’m standing on 10th avenue.
A
My toilet is dirty.
D
I’m wearing a wife-beater.
Am G
I’m thinking of this other girl I met.
A Dm
And I’m smoking a cigarette.
[Outro]
Dm G
They say these are
A
The best years of your life.
Dm
I don’t know about that.
G D
Second grade was pretty good.
A
We went to Wildwood.
G
Middle school was cool,
A
I kissed girls. They were sober.
Dm
I don’t think these are
A D
The best years of your life.
Gm D
These are…
D A
These are…
D