Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind
Kellie Pickler
Album: Small Town Girl
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I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
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Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on
A
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
E
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
A
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m E C#m A
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Here lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
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Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
A
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
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Things that never cross a man's mind
Bm A
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m E C#m A
Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E Bm E
Things that never cross a man's mind
Bm
I feel a little bloated, I think I'm fixin to start
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That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
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I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
C#m E
These curtains clash with the carpet,
C#m A
The color scheme is a crime
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Things that never cross a man's mind