The main chord progression is G D Em C D. Once you find the strumming pattern, you're set.
Intro: G D Em C D x2
G D Em C D
Well, you know how it is
G D Em C D
There's always too much beer to fit into the fridge
G D Em C D
But you never seem to have enough to eat
G D Em C D
And the food stamps, they get cut in the next week
C D Em
Well, you know that I hate a lot of things
C (palm mute this line) D
But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!
G D Em C D x2
G D Em C D
Well, I've been feeling cold since September
G D Em
Ain't that just the winter,
C D
Ain't that just the weather.
G D Em C D
I'm picking out the habits to keep me warm
G D Em C D
Cause you call this a season, I call it a snow storm
C D Em
And I know that everyone's waiting on drugs,
C
But I'm just
(palm mute this line) D
Waiting on you waiting on drugs! Oh, yeah!
G D Em C D x2
G D
I put cream into his coffee
Em D C G
And he looks at me, so seriously
D Em D C G
He says if anyone should ask, he takes his coffee black
G D
If anyone should ask
Em D C G
If anyone should ask, he takes it black
G D Em C D
If anyone should ask
C D Em
So I think about how I hate a lot of things
C (palm mute this line) D
But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!
Play G D Em C D until the end.