[Intro]
Bm F#
[Verse 1]
Bm E F#
Baby I've been stompin' around in these heels for all the goddamn day
Bm E F#
I got aches and annoyance from living to earn my pay
Bm D F#
Yet some piece and quiet from you would really go a long way
Bm
So ease it down
[Pre-Chorus 1]
A G
You see I'm tired, I'm spent
D
I'm really feeling my age
A G D
You know life is twice as hard when you're living half on the stage
Em A D Bm
And I barely have the energy to sing you this song
Em A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
D Bm
And do 'em all night long
[Chorus 1]
G A D Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Em A D F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)
[Verse 2]
N.C. Bm E F#
You can call me juvenile, but I'm picky on how I spend my time
Bm E F#
Don't you know, it takes two crates of makeup to go out lookin' this fine
Bm D F#
I don't work these nails to the bone to hear you squabble and whine
Bm
So help me out
[Pre-Chorus 2]
A G
You better believe that I'm hot, I'm wet
D
And it's really not fair
A G D
Takes more than a tall cool glass of you, there honey, to bring me up for air
Em A D Bm
And I've been too blown to rest these bones for a long country mile
Em A
So let's get some cartoons and Vodka
D Bm
And put 'em on for a while
[Chorus 2]
G A D Bm
Oooh boy, now gimme some of that smile
Em A D F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)
[Bridge]
Bm E F#
Bm E F#
Bm D F#
Bm
[Chorus 3]
G A D Bm
Oooh boy, are you ready for some fun?
Em A D F#
Drink 'em down, drink 'em down, drink 'em down, oooh (X2)
[Outro]
E A D B