Two Beers and Jump (The Ballad of Stephen Slater) - Jimmy Fallon & The Roots
Verse 1:
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This here is the story
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of a man from Jet Blue
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Got pushed around, on the job
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So he did what he had to do
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the passenger was gettin rude
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Stephen grabbed two ice cold beers
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He got on the PA and said
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there goes 28 years
Chorus:
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And then he took them beers and jumped
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He took two beers and jumped
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He took two beers and jumped
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yeah, he took two beers and jumped
Verse 2:
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So when your boss is riden your ass
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your truck aint got no gas
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you gotta get two beers and jump
Chorus 2:
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You gotta get two beers and jump
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yeah, he took two beers and jumped
Verse 3:
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So when you learn your wifes been cheating
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your phone aint got no reception
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When youve had enough of your congressmen
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When you burn your eggs in the fryin pan
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When the dishes are pilin up in the sink
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your favorite pen runs out of ink
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When people have ugly feet and where flip flops
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When the bank forecloses on your house
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When the batteries die on your wireless mouse
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore
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you gotta get two beers and jump
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When your mad as hell and cant take it any more
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you gotta get two beers and jump
Chorus 3:
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You gotta get two beers and jump
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gotta get two beers and jump x6
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You gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!)
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you gotta get two beers and jump (and take that slide!)
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you gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!)
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you gotta get two beers and jump (come on down to the other side!)
Repeat Chorus and Fade Out!
END!!!