Capo 5
[Intro]
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[Verse]
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As I did walk by hampstead fair
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I came upon mother goose so I turned her loose, she was screaming.
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And a foreign student said to me
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Was it really true there are elephants and lions too in piccadilly circus?
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[Chorus]
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Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun.
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Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into hankerchiefs as one.
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I dont believe they knew I was a schoolboy.
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[Verse]
And a bearded lady said to me
If you start your raving and your misbehaving you'll be sorry.
Then the chicken-fancier came to play
With his long red beard (and his sisters weird: She drives a lorry)
Laughed down by the putting green I popped `em in their holes.
Four and twenty labourers were labouring digging up their gold.
I dont believe they knew that I was long john silver.
Saw johnny scarecrow make his rounds
In his jet-black mac (which he wont give back) stole it from a snow man.