"Keeping your poop in a jar" by Hayseed Dixie
[Chorus]
G
Keeping your poop in a jar,
D
Til the day you come back
Am
so I don't forget just what you are.
C D G C D
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
[Verse]
C
You thought you took everything,
G D
but you left something behind for me.
C
I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
G D
now its there on a stand by the bed
C Em
to remind me case I ever forget.
C D
You're just a piece of poop.
[Interlude]
G D Am C D G C D
G D Am C D G C D
Let me testify
[Verse]
C
I had a moment of weakness once
G D
so I opened the lid for a smell.
C
It all came back to me baby.
G D
One vaporous rush I remembered you well.
C Em
How could I ever forget,
C D
Aw that you're a piece of... poop.
[Chorus]
G
Keeping your poop in a jar,
D
Til the day you come back
Am
so I don't forget just what you are.
C D G
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
C D
Now, ho everybody sing.
[Outro]
C D G
Keeping your poop in a jar.
C D Em
Keeping your poop in a jar,
C D G
Keeping your, a poop in a jar.