[Intro]
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[Verse]
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They're making lots of noise down in Texas
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And I love that rebel flag of Tennessee
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Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi
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Flirtin' with old misery
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I've broken that train in Alabama
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And I've crossed more than one too many lines
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Smell that weed deep in Louisiana
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Makes that trouble in Texarkana seem so fine
[Chorus]
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And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
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I love that sweet southern smell of Virginia's vagina
[Verse]
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Ain't nothing like the wives of West Virginia
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Or the howl of a Kentucky trail
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That mud gets deep down in Florida
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Hell it keeps me out of Arkansas jail
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I love that big sky in Montana
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Idaho's rivers are always cold as ice
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By the time I get to California
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The rowdy folks are always out of sight
[Chorus]
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And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
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Ain't nothing like the feel of Virginia's vagina
[Solo]
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[Verse]
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That Navajo nation brings the thunder
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And Arizona burns you alive
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Those roughnecks raise Hell in Houston
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And Minnesota always blows my mind
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I got buzzed one time in Indiana
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Couldn't walk for two days in Lakeville
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I've hung out with Hell in Pennsylvania
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And only Tolleson knows the shape I'm in
[Chorus]
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And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
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Ain't nothin' like the feel of Virginia's vagina
[Verse]
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They're making lots of noise down in Texas
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And I love that rebel flag of Tennessee
G# F# C#
Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi
G# F# C#
Flirtin' with old misery
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I've broken that train in Alabama
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And I've crossed more than one too many lines
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That Michigan madhouse makes me wonder
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Am I walkin' on someone else's time?
[Chorus]
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And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
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Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina
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And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina
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Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina