Verse 1
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Another bride Another groom
G G7 C Cm
Another sunny honeymoon
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Another season Another reason
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For makin' whoopee
Verse 2
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The choir sing Here comes the bride
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Another victim is by her side
G Eb7 D7
He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season
G C7 G
For makin' whoopee
Bridge
Abdim Cm
Down through the countless ages
D7 G
You'll find it everywhere
Abdim Cm
Somebody makes good wages
Adim D7
Somebody wants her share
Verse 3
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She calls him 'Toodles' and rolls her eyes
G G7 C Cm
She makes him strudels and bakes him pies
G Eb7 D7
What is it all for It's so he'll fall for
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Makin' whoopee
Verse 4
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Another year or maybe less
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What's this I hear Well can't you guess
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She feels neglected and he's suspected
G Em7 Am7 Daug
Of making whoopee
Verse 5
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She sits alone most every night
G G7 C Cm
He doesn't phone or even write
G Eb7 D7
He says he's busy But she says Is he
G C7 G
He's making whoopee
Bridge
Abdim Cm
He doesn't make much money
D7 G
Five thousand dollars per
Abdim Cm
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Adim D7
Says You'll pay six to her
Verse 6
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He says Now judge suppose I fail
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The judge says Budge right into jail
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You'd better keep her You'll find it's cheaper
G C7 G
Than making whoopee