C F C
It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call
F C G
She's got no money for a cab she's way to drunk to walk
C F C
Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs
F C C# C
about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home
G F C
It's a good thing that her dancing shoes don't run on gasoline
F C G
She could dry up Texas in one night the way she feels that beat
F C F
If I don't find them under the bed we make love on
C C# C
she's lighting Lisa's candles and they'll be burning all night long
F C
So happy birthday Lisa Good evening Jim Beam
A G
Goodnight all you socialites don't wait up for me
F C F
I'll be out way past the time the scenes' no sight to see
C
Ya'll don't live with Lisa
C# C
And she don't stay with me
C F C
It's always Lisa's birthday when I get that call
F C G
Her car's not where she parked it it's with her wallet and her phone
C F C
Lisa's had more birthdays than there are sad country songs
F C C# C
about trying to love two women and only taking one girl home
F C G F
I get older and Lisa keeps on turning twenty-one