Am F C
Thirty licks with a belt same old tricks on myself
Dm
And I wonder Does everyone else live this way
Am F C
A succession of tests a triumphant success
Dm
Each time I'm still intact at the end of the day
Am F C Dm
Am F C
Thirty drops in a glass keep my temper and pass
Dm
With my breath held You bastards you've lucked out again
Am F
It's not really so bad There's still mom there's still
C Dm
Damage to do before they wrest the axe from my hands
Am F C
It's no mystery you should obviously go
Dm
Before I break everything
Am F C
You're always telling me that you're dying to know
Dm
But you're not really listening
F Am E
How do I manage to station myself in harm's way
F
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
Am E
That I have no way to pay And no strength to argue
F Am E
My personal demons can scheme with professional care
Oh god they're after me
F Am
If I could shut them out just for a second
E
I swear
I could stop this catastrophe
Am F C Dm
Am F
Thirty day guarantee
C
But they can't have meant me
Dm
After all I was born to a child-proof world
Am F
No sharp corners or glass
C
Small objects or plastic bags
Dm
Please these are death to a delicate girl
Am F C
It's no mystery - you should obviously know
Dm
That I'll destroy everything
Am F C
So don't go telling me that you're dying to know
Dm
Cause you'll get what you're asking for
F Am E
And I still manage to station myself in harm's way
F
And only get hit with a ticket for loitering
Am E
Stating I came the wrong day
F Am E
Now all the demons are screaming their wages aren't fair
I've left a secret kept
F Am E
If I could shut them up just for a second I swear
It'll look like an accident
Am F C Dm
I could be decent yet
Am F C Dm
Be magnificent
Am F C Dm
I could be president