INTRO: C G F G C
C
Well I ain't 1 not a beauty queen
G
My eyes are baggin' and my skin is saggin'
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
C
I ain't either and I don't care neither
G
My hair is gray and I like it that way
G
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
CHORUS 1:
C F C
If you don't think I rock well we ain't gonna roll
G
If you don't think I hung the moon my hot just turned to cold
C F
If you wanna younger model I wish you well sweet pea
G
Cuz if you can't see what it is you've got
F G C
Then you ain't getting me
C
I got cellulite and achin' feet
G
My thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle and wiggle
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
C
My tummy ain't tucked or liposucked
G
It's a little poochy but I still Hoochy Koochy
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
CHORUS 2:
C F C
See I'm no longer desperate I'll only have a man
G
if he has the smarts to see how HOT that I still am
C F
If you want a younger model I wish you well sweet pea
G F G C
If you can't see what it is you have you ain't having me
BRIDGE:
C F G C
Older ladies older ladies older ladies are DIVINE
C G F G C
C
I gotta chicken neck and I love it by heck
G
It makes a double chin whenever I grin
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
C
Well I got little breasts that droop from my chest
G
purt near down all the way to my nest
And if that's the reason that you don't love me
F G C
Maybe that's not love
OUTRO:
C F G C
Older ladies older ladies older ladies are DIVINE
C F G C
Older ladies older ladies older ladies What are we ladies are DIVINE