Frank Vincent Zappa (Baltimore, 21 de diciembre de 1940 - Los Ángeles, 4 de diciembre de 1993) fue un cantante, guitarrista, compositor y artista satírico estadounidense. De ascendencia siciliana, griega, árabe, francesa, irlandesa y alemana, fue el mayor de cuatro hijos. A causa del asma que Frank sufría, su familia se mudó en enero de 1951 a Monterey, California, unos 150 kilómetros al sur de San Francisco. Antes de volver a California (San Diego) a principios de los años 50, vivieron un tiempo en Pomona y en El Cajón.
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Am There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, BGAm A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) Am A baby doll that burps 'n pees; BGAm A case of airplane glue!
D There's a hungry plastic troll, To scarf yo buddy's arm! There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: DFG "UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM"
Am There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' BGAm There's a 'NATION' you can buy!
There's a doll that looks like mommy BGAm (She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)
D There's a doll that looks like daddy
(He's a funny little man...
Push a button 'n ask fo money: DFG There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet)
C7 We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!
Christmas don't make it no more! FF7 Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction FF7 Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)
Am There's a man who runs the country BGAm There's a man who tried to think Am And they're all made out of plastic BGAm (When they melt, they start to stink)
D There's a book with smiling children,
Nearly dead with Christmas joys
And smiling in his office DFG is the creep who makes 'the toys'
(C and C7)
(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying You got little plastic pools of blood Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...) ...intestines...you can see right into his stomach... There's this other thing, I... I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench and comes with a tape recorder... I got plastic brass knuckles with sound effects We got a '39 Chevy...