G
Em C
you pulled up at the house at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with
father
G
Em C
and we stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack.
Am C
still, your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her.
D
so, let's get one thing straightened out here, sir.
C D
G Em
if you think you're seeing double let me save you some trouble.
C D
Em
this ain't no two for one buy in here, mister.
C D
G Em
D
cause i'm much more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause
G Em
they want my sister.
G D
Em
C
my eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower
exactly just like mine.
G
D
but if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be.
Em
C Am
cause there is just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me. and not her.
C
it's always her.
D
so, let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl.
CHORUS
Em
G
and if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat an eye. she doesn't even know
name.
D Em
C
G
she's going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a
of doubt.
D
i need to know your love is real, but how?
CHORUS
G
Em C
we're all dressed up. the flowers sure are pretty. mother pays her last respects. i look
no
G
D Em
one suspects that it was me who put the drain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground
C
C
i'll know that you're not hanging around for her. no, not for her.
G D
and now i'll know your love is true for sure.
C* (do not strum)
G
it pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and
corpse
Em
beneath the earth.
C* (begin strumming again) D
G
you can't imagine just how much i miss her.
C D G
but now i know you want me, not my sister.