(Please) Don't Squeeze My Sharmon
As Recorded by Charlie Walker
Written by Carl Belew and Van Givens
Chords Transposed by Ed Yaekle (For Patty)
Capo 2 (or play in key of E)
[Verse 1]
A7 D D7 G
Did you hear what happened last Saturday night?
G A7 D
While dancing and drinking we all got half tight
A7 D D7 G
This sweet thing named Sharmon was a dancing with me
G D A7 D
When up jumped her boyfriend and he hollered at me
[Chorus]
D A7 D D7 G
Please don't squeeze my Sharmon don't hold her so tight
G A7 D
You'd best heed my warning it's the last one tonight
A7 D D7 G
She's soft and she's gentle and sweet as can be
G D A7 D
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me
[Verse 2]
A7 D D7 G
Along about midnight I was feeling no pain
G A7 D
And me and Miss Sharmon were dancing again
A7 D D7 G
Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight
G D A7 D
And I heard someone holler as out went the lights
[Chorus]
D A7 D D7 G
Please don't squeeze my Sharmon don't hold her so tight
G A7 D
You'd best heed my warning it's the last one tonight
A7 D D7 G
She's soft and she's gentle and sweet as can be
G D A7 D
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me
G D A7 D
And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave that to me