[Verse]
C F/D G
Have a banana, Hannah
C F/D G
Try the salami, Tommy
C F F#dim7
Get with the gravy, Davy
C/G G7
Everybody eats when they come to my house
C F/D G
Try a tomato, Plato
C F/D G
Here's cacciatore, Dory
C F F#dim7
Taste the bologna, Tony
C/G
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[Verse]
F Gm7 C
I fix your favorite dishes
F Gm7 C
Hopin' this good food fills ya
Am7 D7
Work my hands to the bone in the kitchen alone
G7
You better eat if it kills ya
[Verse]
C F/D G
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
C F/D G
Have an hors d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
C F F#dim7
Look in the fendel, Mendel
C/G
Everybody eats when they come to my house
C Cdim/Eb F/D G7 C
Hannah, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake
G7
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[Verse]
C F/D G
Pastafazoola, Tallulah
C F/D G
Oh, do have a bagel, F/Dagel
C F F#dim7
Now don't be so bashful, Nashville
G7
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[Verse]
C F/D G
Hey, this is a party, Marty
C F/D G
Well, you get the cherry, Jerry
C F F#dim7
Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey
G7
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house
[Verse]
F Gm7 C
All of my friends are welcome
F Gm7 C
Don't make me coax you, moax you
Am7 D7
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
G7
You gotta eat if it chokes you
[Verse]
C F/D G
Oh, do have a knish, Nisha
C F/D G
Pass him the latke, Matke
C F F#dim7
Chile con carne for Barney
G7
Everybody eats when they come to my house
[Verse]
C Cdim/Eb F/D G7 C
F/Dace, buster, chair, chops, fump
G7
Everybody eats when they come to my house
G7 C
Everybody eats when they come to my house