G G C C
If I was in the fridge would you open the door
G G D D
If I was the grass would you mow your lawn
G G C C
If I was your body would you still wear clothes
G G D D
If I was a booger would you blow your nose
C D
Where would you keep it Would you eat it
G Em C D G
I'm just tryin to give myself a reason for being around
G
G G C C
If I was the front porch swing would you let me hang
G G D D
If I was the dance floor would you shake your thing
G G C C
If I was a rubber check would you let me bounce
G G D D
Up and down inside your bank account
C D
Would you trust me not to break you
G Em C D G
I'm just tryin really hard to make you notice me being around
G
G G C C
If I was a haircut would you wear a hat
G G D D
If I was a maid could I clean your flat
G G C C
If I was the carpet would you wipe your feet
G G D D
In time to save me from mud off the street
C D
If you like me if you love me
G Em
Why don't you get down on your knees and scrub me
C D G Em
I'm a little grubby from being around
C D G
I'm a little grubby from being around