D G A x2
D D
When I'm watching TV
G A
The girls are all I see
D
They're singing and dancing and acting and modelling
G A
None of them would look at me
D
If I went to Jessica Simpson
G A
She'd think I was an ignoramus
D
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz
G A
She'd say get lost boy I'm famous
D
All the women 'round here
G A
Have BO or they have rolls
D
And some lucky bloke right now
G A
Is hugging Beyonce Knowles
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A
I'd call her right up
G A D
And I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three
G A D
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
G A D
And then some dick would try and steal her purse
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say
A
Hey mister leave Jessie alone
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
D G A x2
D
Fit girls getting shot in films
G A
I'm always into ya'z
D
I'd like to go see Toy Story
G A
With just me and Britney Spears
D
And then she'd say hit me baby one more time and I'd say
G A
No way Britney Domestic Violence is a crime
D
I like the one from Showgirls
G A
When she's dancing 'round those poles
D
Or the really really fit one
G A
Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls
D
I've nearly got a moustache
Bm11
And they still wouldn't talk to me
D
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic
G A
Or the lesbian from the OC
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A
I'd call her right up
G A D
And I'd ask her what she's doing at half past three
G A D
and then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
G
If I had Jessica Alba's number
A
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
G A D
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
G A D
And then some dick would try and steal her purse
Gmaj7
So I'd smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I'd say
A
Hey mister leave Jessie alone
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jessica Alba's number
G A D
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number
G D
Or Kate Nash's number
G A D
Or the girl who was in Transformers' number
G A D C Bm7 A7 G Asus4 A G5 D
Or Jessica Alba's number