[INTRO]
Am - C - F - E
Am - C - F - E
[1ST VERSE]
Am C F - E
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan,
Am C
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
F - E
Write back as soon as you can!
[REFRAIN]
Am C
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
Dm E
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
Am E Am - E
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[2ND VERSE]
Am C F - E
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back,
Am C
how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat
F - E
your biggest fan like that?
[REFRAIN]
Am C
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
Dm E
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
Am E Am - E
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[3RD VERSE]
Am C F - E
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last.
Am C
As your biggest fan, I must demand,
F - E
you let me eat your ass
[REFRAIN]
Am C
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
Dm E
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
Am E Am - E
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[BRIDGE]
G Am
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
C G - D
now show ‘em them titties, now show ‘em them titties!
G Am
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
C G - D
now show ‘em them titties, now show ‘em them titties!
Am - C - F - E
Am - C - F - E
Would you fuck me for blow?
(capo 4th)