(note: I think the original uses power chords only. Personally I use full chords on a ukulele :D )
[Verse 1]
F
Jackass
Bb F
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Bb Dm
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Gm C
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for
F
Jackass
Bb F
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Bb Dm
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
Gm C
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too
[Chorus]
Bb F Bb
But if you knew me like I know myself
Dm Bb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
Dm C
'Cause I'm a...
[Verse 2]
F
Jackass
Bb F
Got no rabbit in this hat
Bb Dm
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
Gm C
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy
F
Jackass
Bb F
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
Bb Dm
With a six pack and a folding chair
Gm C
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks
[Chorus]
Bb F Bb
But if you knew me like I know myself
Dm Bb
You'd hate me like I hate myself
Dm C F
'Cause I'm a jackass
[Break]
Bb Dm F
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
Bb Dm F
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
Bb Dm F
They could kick every douchebag off the 'Real World'
Bb C Dm
But they won't get rid of me
C
[Chorus and Outro]
Bb F Bb
If I knew you like you know yourself
Dm Bb
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
Dm Bb Dm
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
Bb Dm Bb
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
Dm C F
'Cause you're a jackass