D G C
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
D G
On the first day of first grade I'll tell you what he did
G C
He tripped over a pencil box flew up in the air
D G
Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair
G C
He needed first aid in the first grade
D G
First aid in the first grade
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First aid in the first grade
D G
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
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Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the second day of second grade I'll tell you what he did
He slipped on a banana peel flew up in the sky
Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye
First aid in the second grade
First aid in the second grade
First aid in the second grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did
He fell out of a fishing boat splashed into the sea
Landed on a moray eel who bit him on the knee
First aid in the third grade
First aid in the third grade
First aid in the third grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the fourth day of fourth grade I'll tell you what he did
He went out on a tadpole hunt slipped into the creek
Landed on a large-mouth bass who bit him on the cheek
First aid in the fourth grade
First aid in the fourth grade
First aid in the fourth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the fifth day of fifth grade I'll tell you what he did
He went into the garden shop looking for a rose
Sniffed a baby's breath and got a bee caught up his nose
First aid in the fifth grade
First aid in the fifth grade
First aid in the fifth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the sixth day of sixth grade I'll tell you what he did
He went out on a field trip the first one of the year
Backed into a sabertooth and pierced both of his ears
First aid in the sixth grade
First aid in the sixth grade
First aid in the sixth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the seventh day of seventh grade I'll tell you what he did
He tried out for the talent show to show how well he sung
Cracked a grin a wasp flew in and stung him on the tongue
First aid in the seventh grade
First aid in the seventh grade
First aid in the seventh grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the eighth day of eighth grade I'll tell you what he did
He tried to play some basketball went up for a dunk
Landed in the bushes and got squirted by a skunk
First aid in the eighth grade
First aid in the eighth grade
First aid in the eighth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the ninth day of ninth grade I'll tell you what he did
He fed the pigs on grandma's farm two piglets and a sow
Slipped on their slop and then got stepped on by a cow
First aid in the ninth grade
First aid in the ninth grade
First aid in the ninth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the tenth day of tenth grade I'll tell you what he did
He went out on some water skis and hit a sunken log
Wiped out all the lily pads got spit on by a frog
First aid in the tenth grade
First aid in the tenth grade
First aid in the tenth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the eleventh day of eleventh grade I'll tell you what he did
He swept and missed an alley cat while taking driver's ed
Ran into a tree and bumped the dashboard with his head
First aid in the eleventh grade
First aid in the eleventh grade
First aid in the eleventh grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid
On the twelfth day of twelfth grade I'll tell you what he did
He walked into financial aid fell and broke a bone
Showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan
First aid in the twelfth grade
First aid in the twelfth grade
First aid in the twelfth grade
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid