[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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We'll ask if we can have six in
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If not we'll have to have two
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Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you?
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So I'll get one with you
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Won't he let us have six in?
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Especially not with the food
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He could have just told us no, though
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He didn't have to be rude
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You see her with the green dress?
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She talked to me at the bar
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Well how come it's already two-pound fifty?
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We've only gone about a yard
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Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
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She were beyond belief
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But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
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Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
[Chorus]
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And I'm sitting going backwards
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And I didn't want to leave
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I said "It's High Green, mate
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Via Hillsborough, please"
[Verse 2]
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Well, how funny were that sketch earlier
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Up near that taxi rank?
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Oh no, you would have missed it
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Think it were when you went to the bank
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These two lads squaring up proper shouting
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I were next in the queue
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The kind of thing that'd seem so silly
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But not when they've both had a few
[Chorus 2]
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Well, calm down, temper, temper
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You shouldn't get so annoyed
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Well, you're acting like a silly little boy
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Oh, they wanted to be men
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And do some fighting in the street
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He said "No surrender
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No chance of retreat"
[Solo]
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[Chorus]
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And so why are they in the taxi?
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'Cause I didn't want to leave
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I said "It's High Green, mate
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Via Hillsborough, please!"
[Verse 3]
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Drunken plots hatched to jump it
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Ask around, "Are you sure?"
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Went for it but the red light was showing
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And red light indicates doors are secure