Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham (born August 21, 1990) is an American comedian, musician, actor, filmmaker and poet.[1][2][3] He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been viewed over 250 million times[3][4] as of December 2018.
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
DF#Bm I'm a feminine Eminem a slim shady lady G But nice 'cause I texted Haiti DF#BmG 9 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing DF# Like Hamlet all about words words words BmG Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds DF# I'm a gay sea otter BmG I blow other dudes out of the water DF# I'm the man muffin divin' muffin BmG Cold and fly like an arctic puffin D Puffin F# whacky tobaccy BmG Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki DF#Bm And I've been rocking this mic before electricity GD Way back in 1 BCE F# n c that's before the common era era era era D era era oh F# I can't be stopped BmGD flow so sick that it should be mopped up F# Chick's got a Dixie cup BmG I gotta dick full of helium I'll fuck you up DF# A boy a girl a middle-aged bitch BmG botox in the third person DF# I give the perspective a switch and n.c Bo talks in the third person
Just relax
if you wanna know me here's two facts
DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
GA
DF#BmG Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day DF#BmG But she was dyslexic so I ended up doing the YMCA DF# We balling Asian BmG Wii bowling prostate cancer semi-colon DF# Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking BmG Atticus Finch killing mocking DF# Cry like a child would BmG you raped my childhood DF# Just stroll in roll in your pole into BmGD Rolie Polie Olie's colon F# To relax my mind BmG I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and DF# Rhyming mathematical timing BmG syntax impacts the intact hymen DF# I'm an internet provider BmG came from the web like a horny spider DF# Fucked a girl in an apple orchard BmG then came in cider DF# I thought AIDS was a butt virus BmG like conjunction junction conjunctivitis DF# I spit gold bars BmG cause I was molested by my uncle Midas n.c Gay dads blow pops another sucker
Oedipus was the first motherfucker
DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#BmGA I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
DF# We the people of the USA BmG Jose we're not talking to you esé DF# We got a border in order to keep you out BmG It's what my NYU essay's about DF# Cause we're xenophobic warrior princess BmG Molested by my uncle Sam is that incest DF# I WANT YOU to smell my finger BmGD Does my nephew's scent still linger F# South of queers north of hell BmG The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell DF# We guard the border and we guard it well Bm But some slip through the cracks G of the liberty bell DF# Did I say liberty Bm I meant taco paco G hey you better let that rock go DF# Cause in real life Goliath wins BmG And then sells all the silk that the widow spins
n.c One more time DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite GA Hungry hungry hypocrite DF#Bm I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite
GA Yeah Break it down now
n.c Bitches and hoes Bo's hoes oh
bitches and hoes bitches hoes D Bitches and hoes don't exist because F# the hoes know Bo's a feminist Bm Bitches and hoes don't exist because GA the hoes know Bo's a feminist D So take off your bras and burn 'em F# or you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em GA or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em D Take off your bras and burn 'em F# you can let me burn 'em Bm Take off your bras and burn 'em burn 'em GA you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em