Intro G Em D C D
G Em
Outside the carolers start to sing
C D
I can't describe the joy they bring cause joy is something they don't bring me
G Em
My girlfriend is by my side
C D
from the roof are hanging cicles of ice they're whining voices get irritating
G
It's Christmas time again
G Em C
So I stand with a dead smile on my face wondering how much of my time they'll waste
D
Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers
G Em C
And then I guess I must have snapped because I grabbed the baseball bat
D
and made them all run for shelter
Chorus
G D Em C G
It's Christmas time again it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
D Em C G D Em
all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me
C G D Em C
please stay away from my home if you don't wanna get beat down just leave the
D G
presents and then leave me alone
G Em D C D (2x)
G Em
Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
C D
cause the cops came and arrested me they had an unfair advantage
G Em
And even though the jail didn't have a tree
C D
Christmas came a night early cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package
Chorus
G D Em C G
It's Christmas time again it's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
D Em C G D Em
all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me
C G D Em C
please stay away from my home if you don't wanna get beat down just leave the
D G
presents and then leave me alone
G D Em C
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas
G D Em C
I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas