Verse 1:
F
tonight I'm an alley cat yeah
C
more afraid of you than you are of me
G
but if you leave some food out on the porch
F
I might stay till there's nothing left to eat
G F
I could sit alone in a lunch room in high school
G F
if I wasn't sitting alone at a punk show in ashville
Verse 2:
F
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
C
has a hole as big as the one in my pocket
G
I mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest
F
but hell you kiss like a rocket
G F
I'd be a teenage virgin jerking off in my bedroom
G F
if I wasn't a year old virgin that didn't have a bedroom
C
Hey hey hey