Em
They see me mowin'
Bm
My front lawn
C
I know they're all thinking
Am
I'm so White N' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Am
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
Em
I wanna roll with
Bm
The gangsters
C
But so far they all think
Am
I'm too white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Really really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M I T
Got skills I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
Em Bm
They see me roll on my Segway
C
I know in my heart they think I'm
Am
white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Am
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
Em
I'd like to roll with
Bm
The gangsters
C
Although it's apparent I'm too
Am
White n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
How'd I get so white n' nerdy
Rap part Play backround music
I've been browsing inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
Em Bm
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
C Am
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team
Em Bm
Only question I ever thought was hard
C Am
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard
Em Bm
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
C Am
I got my name on my under wear
Em
They see me strollin'
Bm
They laughin'
C
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
Am
I'm so white n' nerdy
Am
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Am
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Am
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Am
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
Em
I wanna bowl with
Bm
the gangsters
C
but oh well it's obvious I'm
Am
white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Am
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy