There are tons of variant verses to this song so I encourage you to search around and find ones you like!
Here is the main verse in 4 languages, and then some fun ones in English to get you started ;)
English
G C
In Heaven there is no beer
D7 G
that's why we drink it here
G C
And when we're all gone from here
G D7 G
Our friends will be drinking all the beer
German
G C
Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier
D7 G
Drum trinken wir es hier
G C
Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier
G D7 G
Dann trinken die andern unser Bier
Spanish
G C
En el cielo no hay cerveza que beber
D7 G
Por eso ando tomando noche y día
G C
Porque ya cuando se me llegue el día
G D7 G
En el mundo seguirá la ferrusquilla
Dutch
G C
In de hemel daar is geen bier
D7 G
Daarom drinken wij het hier
G C
Als wij zijn heengegaan
G D7 G
Drinken al onze vrienden al het bier
In Heaven there is no wine
so we drink it all the time
And when we leave this world behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine
In Heaven there is no booze
so we've got nothing to loose
When this mortal coil we loose
Our friends will be drinking all the booze
In heaven there is no rum
no one has any fun
Look out heaven here we come
Now our friends are drinking all our rum
In heaven there is no fear No fear
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear
In heaven there are no drugs No drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs
In heaven there is no sex Oh no
So let's do that next Do that
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex