Am
Cause it's the pick
C
Of destiny child
F
You know it will be rocking
G
cause it's fuckin' insane
Am
It's just the pick
C
Of destiny child
F
More precious than a diamond
G
on a platinum chain
Am
In Venice Beach
C
there was a man named Kage
F
When he was buskin'
G
He was outta the rage
Am
He met Jables
C
And it taught him well
F
All the techniques
G
that were developed in hell
Am
Cock push-ups
C
and the power-slide
F
Gig-Simulation,
G
now there's no where to hide
Am
They formed a band
C
they named Tenacious D
F
and then they got
G
the Pick of Destiny
Am
Cause it's the Pick
C
of Destiny child
F
you know it will be rockin'
G
cause it's fuckin' insane
Am
This is the Pick
C
of Destiny child
F
Our tasty grooves are better
G
than a Chicken ChowMein
F
Cause he who is sleezy
G
Is easy to pleasy
F
And she who is juicy
G
Must be Lucy Goosey
F
And he who is groovy
G
Will be in my movie so come on
(interlude: Am, C, F, Dm, Em, Em, Em, Em)
Dm
The wizard and the demon
had a Battle Royale
Am
The demon almost killed him
with a Needle-Ka-Pow
C
But then he broke his tooth
G
and thus the demon said ow
Am
Cause it's the Pick
C
of Destiny child
F
You know it will be rockin'
G
cause it's fuckin' insane
Am
It's just the Pick
C
of Destiny child
F
You know our movie's better
G
than the Citizen Kane
F
Cause he who's a geezer
G
Must live in my freezer
F
And she who is starky
G
Is full of milarky
F
And he who is groovy
G
Must be in my movie so come on
F
Oh cause if you're a diva
G
Then go to Geneva
F
And if you're a croney
G
Then suck on my boney
F
And if you are groovy
G
Then get in my movie
It's called
Am Am G G Am
The Pick of Destiny
Dm Am Em C Am
The Pick of Destiny