Intro: Dm Am F C G
Dm
A long ass fuckin' time ago
In a town called Kickapoo
Am
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through
F
But yay there was a black sheep
C G
And he knew just what to do
Dm
His name was young J B and he refused to step in-line
Am
A vision he did see-eth of
Fuckin' rockin' all the time
F C G
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align G
A C
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave
G
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles
A#
With a long and shiney blade
A
Twas I who fucked the dragon
C
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo
G
And if you try to fuck with me
A# A
Then I shall fuck you too
C G
Gotta get it on in the party zone
C G
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone
C G
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone
C G
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone
[ G - C - G - A# - D# - A# - F - B - F - G# - C# - G# ]
You've disobeyed my orders son
My way you never born
Your brother's ten times better than you
Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
Rock and roll's The Devil's work he wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet
Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction
And chaos it will bring
You'd better shut your mouth
Better watch your tone
You're going for a week with no telephone
Don't let me here you cry
Don't let me hear you moan
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home
G
Dio can you hear me
B
I am lost and so alone
F
I'm askin' for your guidance
G#
Won't you come down from your throne
G B
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock
F
My father thinks you're evil
G#
But man he can suck a cock
G
Rock is not The Devil's work
B
It's magical and rad
F G#
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad
G
I hear you brave young Jaybles
B
You are hungry for the rock
F
But to learn the ancient method
G#
Sacred doors you must unlock
G
Escape your father's clutches
B
And this oppressive neighborhood
F
On a journey you must go
G# G
To find the land of Hollywood
G
In The City of Fallen Angels
B
Where the ocean meets the sand
F
You will form a strong alliance
G#
And the world's most awesome band
G
To find your fame and fortune
B
Through the valley you must walk
F
You will face your inner demons
G#
Now go my son and rock
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G
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart
G
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
B
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart
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