Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Born With A Tail
Never Kissed A Girl
INTRO-CHORUS
G C G
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
G D G
She got drunk and cheated on me
G C G
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G D G
Murder in the first degree
VERSE 1
G C G
I'm hung like a mouse and horny as a toad
G D G
I keep a steady hand on the gun
G C G
She'd get all revved up and say “Come on in”
G D G
I'd say “Baby I'm already done”
CHORUS
C G
I never kissed a girl 'til I went to college
D G
She got drunk and cheated on me
C G
I never kissed a boy 'til I went to prison
G D G
Murder in the first degree
VERSE 2
On the day I became a man I asked her
If everything was alright
She said I gave her the most passionate and erotic
Twelve seconds of her life
VERSE 3
I may have treated her bad but she treated me worse
But she's sorry now you can bet
But I got a new lover and he don't like roses
He likes candy bars and cigarettes