Wes Borg - The Sysadmin Song
[Verse]
(Plucking)
G
There's a guy who works in another room,
Em
Or, on another floor.
C
He's the one you call,
D
When your document ain't there no more.
G
He's probably a boy, but he might be a girl,
Em
Or, something in-between.
C
He's the only one in the office
D
That knows what PC load-letter means.
G
He's your System Administrator.
Em
He probably in to comic books.
C
And you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his,
D
"What a dummy", looks.
G
Got a virus, lost your password or you just can't print?
Em
In an hour he'll show and then he'll crouch and squint.
C
Fight to save your files, he might be there all day.
D
But sometimes, he just presses caps lock... and he walks away...
N.C.
But hey! Suddenly my password works! Wooow! Hooray!
(Strumming)
G
Hooray, hooray, o happy day,
Em
Gonna buy my guy a gift to say:
C
"Having you around means I get to stay
D
Stupid! And uninformed!"
G
And I can keep opening .exe e-mail attachments,
Em
And forgetting my mother's maiden name,
C
Because you'll fix it all for me! Yaaay
D
[Chorus]
C
I'll give you a cake,
D
I'll give you a hug,
G
I'll buy "The World's Best
Em
System Administrator" mug,
C
Just help me out...
D G
System Administrator
Em C
Please plug in my mouse
D G
System Administrator
Em C
I dont know witch button is the mouse click button
D G
System Administrator
Em
[Outro]
C
Piss him off,
D
And you'll be fired by tomorrow morn,
G
Cause he's the guy
Em
Who knows that you were surfing porn.
C
So make sure you stay nice to your....
D G
System... Ad-min-is-traaa-torrr.