¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Am(palm muted. Got that same beat as on the real adds) Spoken: Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough. First you have to choose: Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when you've chosen, you have to make the grade.
(All chords palm muted for first verse) Verse: AmF I'm way too skinny for the Army? AmG Way too slender for the job? AmF What can I do if my country doesn't want me cause AmG My talents only stretch to mini golf? AmF I'm way too uncool for the Army AmG All that running through car tyres AmF I guess that would come in handy if you invaded AmG A country whose terrain was all car tyres.
Chorus:(clean) C But I'm skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever FG The technology has caught up with me Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick FG As long as they bring pizza to me C Then I could be in the Army.
Verse 2: AmF It's not tricky to imagine CGAm Me in a bunker at a screen F Controlling reconaisance robots C Maybe mine detecting robots G Even robots who run through tyres
Chorus: C But I'm skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever FG The technology has caught up with me Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick FG While watching McLeod's Daughters on TV A# Then I could be in the Army.
Verse 3: F I was never good at Pacman CA# But at Defender I'd light up the skies F I was never good at Frogger CA# It's much to much like hopping all the tyres F And if I don't get in the Army CA# I could become an evil mastermind F Live in an underwater tower CA# And wearing shiny skivvies all the time C That would be fine
Chorus: C Skinny and unclever Am Maybe now more than ever FG The technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind) Am If wars have gone all electronic C I could fight them with my joystick FG As long as they bring pizza to me C Then I could be in the Army____.