[Intro]
G G G B C
[Chorus]
G D B C
Oh where, oh where is my trust fund?
G B Em C
Why can't I get ahead?
G B
'Cause I have to work
Em C
My daddy's such a jerk
G D G
For not giving me all his cash
[Verse 1]
G B C
There's something I can't get off my mind
G B C
This happens to me every time I get high
G B C G B C
I want to know what it's like to be a regular guy
G B C
With a brother and a sister and mom
G B C
And a father and we all get along
G B C
And we pick money off our family tree
G B C
And spend it all happily
[Chorus]
G D B C
Where, oh where is my trust fund?
G B Em C
Why can't I get ahead?
G B
'Cause I have to work
Em C
My daddy's such a jerk
G D G
For not giving me all his cash
[Verse 2]
G B C
There's something I try hard to forget
G
It fills my little heart with regret
B C
I can't lie
G B C G B C
It's when I tried to pretend that I was a good friend
G B C
But I always seem to fuck it all up
G B C
When there's no more whiskey left in my cup
G B C
I guess I'll stop and I'll think
G B C
And pour myself a new drink
[Chorus]
G D B C
Oh where, oh where is my trust fund?
G B Em C
Why can't I get ahead?
G B
'Cause I have to work
Em C
My daddy's such a jerk
G D G
For not giving me all his cash