[Intro] x2
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[Verse 1]
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Well a funny thing happened at a gig the other day
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When a man approached me with a resume’
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And said 'if you need any help, then I’m your man.'
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He said, 'I’ll work the door, I’ll load your gear
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if you boys Get thirsty, I’ll go for beer,
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and if it ever breaks down, I can Even fix your van'
[Verse 2]
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When I asked the guy what he did for work
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I saw a twinkle in his eye and he gave a little smirk
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he said, 'I work right down the Road, I’ve got a melon stand.
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Set up in a shady spot, I sell watermelon and a little good pot,
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And last year I made damn near thirty grand.'
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[Verse 4]
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He said, 'I need a change and I love your sound,
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I sure Would like to get out of this town
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and dedicate my self to a Rock and roll band.
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I’ve been a race car mechanic and a body guard,
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I’m a CPA and I work real hard.
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Come on and hire me on, I can see you boys need a hand.'
[Verse 5]
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'You know I’ve done it all and been around
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Had a lot of good jobs, seen a lot of rough towns.
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I’d like to offer you my services for hire.
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I was a cook in the army and I drove a jeep,
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I had an Eighty acre ranch where I ran some sheep,
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I sang bass in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.'
[Chorus]
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He’s a resume’ man, he’s a resume’ man.
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If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can
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It says right here, he’s qualified
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Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five.
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[Verse 6]
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But things started getting a little weird
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When he looked at Mike and took a swig of beer,
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And said, 'What’s with the lady, she really blows my mind.'
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Well I knew the man was qualified, he’d worked a
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hundred Different jobs, done them all with pride but
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he wasn’t exactly the Help we’d hope to find.
[Chorus]
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He’s a resume’ man, he’s a resume’ man.
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If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can
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It says right hee-here, he’s qualified
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Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five.
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He’s a resume’ m-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan,
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he’s a resume’ man.
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If he can’t do it, I don’t know who can
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It says right hee-ere, he’s qualified
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Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five.
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Fifty years on the job but the man is only forty-five.