[Intro]
A Ab C#m B A
I saw you the other night and I thought maybe you made me feel alright
A Ab C#m B
Saw you the other night and I thought maybe you made me feel -
[Chorus]
E
I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
E
Well I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
[Verse 1]
E
Now I'm not smart yet but I might be one day
Ab A
Will you wait and see with me?
E
And I could be your safe bet
Ab C#m B
And maybe you could be my safety net
E
And I could treat you mean if that'll keep you keen
Ab A
Cause I know some girls are into that
E
And I won't talk about my feelings
A B
I'll be the manliest man you ever had
[Chorus]
E
I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
E
Well I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
[Verse 2]
E
Cause my jokes were shitty
E
And my stories were shitty
Ab A
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
E
You could sink or swim
E
But it's looking pretty grim
Ab C#m B
I think I might just punch myself out again
E
Cause my jokes were shitty
E
And my stories were shitty
Ab A
I saw myself in the mirror and I looked pretty shitty
E
We could sink or swim
E
But it's looking pretty grim
A B
I think I might just punch myself out again
A B
Ah myself out again
[Chorus]
E
I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
E
Well I won't be your Dangerman
Ab C#m B
But you could be my evil woman
[Outro]
A
Now I'm sitting on the steps
Ab
And I'm feeling pretty sick
C#m
Smoking cigarettes to death
B
But I'm not done yet
A
And the dumb shit I said
Ab
It's running through my head
C#m
Like an episode of neighbours
B E
That I'd rather just forget