chords Csus x33011
C/G 332010
[intro]
C Csus C/G G x2
[verse]
C Em Am7 C/G
Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick?
F Am7 D
He looks real burly but he's really hip.
G C Csus C Csus
He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy.
C Em Am7
He married Betty Lou back in sixty-five,
C/G F Am7 D
When you had to be butch to survive
G C Csus C Csus
But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions.
Am7 D7
You see, he's not a common place closet queen.
Am7 G
He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen.
[Refrain]
F Am7 D7 G C
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
[verse]
C Em Am7 C/G
The day he came out of the wardrobe,
F Am7 D
Betty Lou got quite a surprise.
G C Csus C Csus
She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye.
C Em Am7 C/G
She really couldn't call up her mama;
F Am7 D
Mama would positively die.
G C Csus C Csus
Should she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separation?
Am7 D
You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose.
Am7 G
He just feels restricted in conventional clothes.
[Refrain]
F Am7 D7 G C
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess.
[Bridge]
C G C
He's not a dandy, he's only living out a fantasy.
C G C
He's not a pansy, he's only being what he wants to be.
F D7
Now his life is rearranged,
C Em7 Am7 C/G
And he's grateful for the change.
F G C Csus C
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.
[verse]
C Em Am7 C/G
Betty Lou didn't know what to do at first,
F Am7 D
But she's learning to cope at last.
G C Csus C
She's got the best of both worlds, and she's really in a state of elation.
C Em Am7 C/G
She says it helps their relationship.
F Am7 D
She says a change is as good as a rest.
G C Csus C Csus
And their friends finally coming 'round to their way of thinking.
Am7 D7
She wears the trousers and smokes the pipe.
Am7 G
And he washes up; she helps him wipe.
[Refrain]
F Am7 D7 G C
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he looks like a princess.
[outro]
G C
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling all right.
G C
He's out of the wardrobe and he's feeling satisfied.
F D7
Now it's farewell to the past,
C Em7 Am7 C/G
The secret's out at last.
F G C
He's out of the wardrobe, and now he's got no regrets.
C Csus C/G G x2