Bb Am Dm Gm
Have you ever wandered why I sound just like my deputy?
Eb F
(Ooh-Ooh)
Bb Am
Does he seem like he's redundant,
Dm Gm Eb F
Or do I? Oh ba-by!
Bb Am
When you step into the booth,
Bb F Eb
Look down and face the truth.
Gm F Eb Cm7
A vote for me's the same as a vote for any of use guys
F
(Any of us guys)
Bb F
It's sweeter when we all agree
Cm Eb
A party political harmony
F Cm
Lose your voting inhibitions
Eb Cm Gm
Join the one true coalition (coalition)
Bb F
He'll fire all your docs and nurses
Eb F
He'll clamp down on public service
Bb F
He sold the railways to companies
Eb Cm7
And we all agree on tuition fees
Bb F
Let's sell off the parts of this broken nation
Eb F
And shut the door on immigration!
Bb F
And if a few companies don't pay tax (tax)
Cm Cm7
Let's not grumble, what's the harm in that?
(There's no harm baby!)
Bb F Eb F
Austerity! Oh, austerity! Oh, austerity! Oh, austerity!
*stop*
Let's get rid of foreigners
What he means is
Bb Dm
Let's frack this green and pleasant land
Gm
Come on Eddie, join the band (Come on, Eddie!)
Bb Dm
The public won't know what to do
Eb F Gm
If they have to pick from me and youuuuuuu!
B F#
The choice between us couldn't be clearer
E C#m7
Oxford! Cambridge! Diversity for ya
B F#
Whether it's Trident of High Speed Two
E F#
The lesser of four evils is up to you
(I looove the coalition)
C G
It's sweeter when we all agree
Dm F
A party political harmony (vote for me!)
G
Make the tactical decision [FADES]