[Verse 1]
D
While the jingle bells are jinglin'
Dm
And the snow begins to fall
D
And my Grandma makes her gingerbread cookies
Em A
Just across the hall
D
I'm freaking 'bout what to get you
Dm
Then it suddenly occurs to me
Em
The best Christmas present is to rock your body underneath the fuckin' tree!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
[Bridge]
D
While the eggnog is all noggy
Dm
And the fireplace all a-glow
D Em A
While our bodies are heatin' up in yuletide places down below
Dm
I hope you like my present
D Gm
It was way too big to wrap
Em
I'm gonna get naughty all over your body
Come sit on Santa's lap!
[Chorus]
D G
I wanna rock you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I wanna fill your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
We'll have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
D C
I'll drive the love train down Santa Claus lane
G Bb A D
I'm your little drummer boy
D
(C'mon!)
[Verse 2]
Bm
We'll be slushin' like snow angels til the morning
Bb
We won't hear the reindeer hoofin' up above
D
We won't hear Santa coming down the chimney
G A
We won't see he and my grandma making hot-ass cookie love
N.C.
But we'll hear him exclaim as he rides out of sight, he'll fuckin' say:
[Chorus 2]
A D G
Granny I rocked you hard this Christmas
D Em A
I filled your stocking with my candy cane of joy
D C Bm G
So have a very merry motherfucking Christmas
[Outro]
A D
And the world will start rejoicing
Bb
And the choir boys start to sing (dominus tannenbaum)
Bm C
And the lords a-leaping give the ladies in waiting their five ass golden rings
D
And the seven pipers are piping
Em
The eight maids are milking in the snow
Bm B
And I'll be happy when I'm gettin' unwrappied by my Christmas ho, ho, ho...
(ho ho ho ho ho)
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E D A
Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin' kumbaya!
E D A
Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas!
E
Deck the halls with your Christmas balls!
A C D E
Fa-la la la-la la, FA LA LA!