[Verse 1]
A F#m
If I gave you my finest hour
Bm E
Would you stick around?
A F#m
Cause I'm sick of giving my favourite rhymes
Bm E
To girls who just leave town
A F#m
One got married and one had kids
Bm E
One out-priced me in West Dids
A F#m
And when I see her I try and make amends
Bm E
She put her foot down in her fella's Benz
[Chorus]
F#m E D C#m Bm E
You know that I can't compete with that
F#m E D C#m Bm
I can't compete with that
E
It's a fact
[Verse 2]
A F#m
One did one to Echo Park
Bm E
With an old Pen pal whose now an oligarch
A F#m
She sent my boxes one by one
Bm E
All her exes Xmas's at once
A F#m
And as I unpacked the Eric shirt and
Bm E
The National prints from the last concert
A F#m Bm E
I thought I'll probably never see that girl again
[Outro]
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