[Verse 1]
Am G
We were surrounded by an army of undead
Am Em
Our cleric down to minus five
Am G
A rabid hobgoblin gnawed off the fighter’s head
C E
But we knew with luck that we could survive
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Verse 2]
Am G
A portal opened, and unleashed the fiends of Hell
Am Em
A balrog looking mighty pissed
Am G
We tried to banish him, but couldn’t work the spell
C E
We’ll have fight. I hope we don’t miss!
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E Am
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Bridge]
Dm C
And after the battle we went to the Inn to relax a while
F C
We spent all our treasure on gambling and women and booze
Cm Bb
My dwarf made a pass at the barmaid, we think that she might have smiled
Bbm F
But the Halfling had too much to drink and threw up on my shoes.
[Spoken Bridge]
N.C.
Player: So really, I’m going to try to ask out the barmaid.
N.C.
DM: Uhm Okay, make a charisma check. What’s your bonus?
N.C.
Player: I don’t have a charisma bonus. I mean, nobody puts points into charisma
unless they’re a sorcerer or a bard. That’s just a lame stat!
N.C.
DM: Okay, well, make your roll. You’re at a minus 2 because of the Halfling vomit.
N.C.
Both: …sweet!
[Chorus 2]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can be charming. I can get my drinks for free.
A E
I wink at wenches and pick up a barmaid or three.
A
Natural 20
A D
take down beholders with a toothpick and some string
A E A E
Natural 20 is all I need.
[Chorus]
A
Natural 20
A D
I can move mountains. I can swim across the sea
A E
in full armor and fight off a horde of zombies
A
Natural 20
A D
I can slay dragons with a short sword and a sling.
A E C A
Natural 20 is all I need.