Biografía:
Stephen Lynch es un humorista de stand-up comedy muy al estilo de Doug Stanhope pero sus monólogos son en forma de canción, Stephen nacio el 28 de Julio de 1971 en Abington, Pennsylvania.
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Otras canciones:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
¡Cuatro años de duro trabajo!Este mes de mayo cumplimos cuatro años al aire. Seguimos trabajando en la difusión de este maravilloso instrumento, ¡gracias por participar en nuestra historia!
Mixer At Delta Chi
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from "The Craig Machine" (2005)
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
C A F5 G#5 G5 A#5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|
INTRO:
C - A (x2)
C - A - F5 - G#5
VERSE 1:
C A C A
It's College time again, September's almost here
C A F5 G#5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C A C A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C A F5 G#5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5 F5 G5 F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5 F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.
G5 G#5 A#5 C A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
CHORUS 1:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
A tenured titty caresser
C G#5 G5 C A
I'm a bad, bad man...
INTERLUDE:
C - A (x3)
VERSE 2:
C A C A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
C A F5 G#5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
C A C A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
C A F5 G#5 G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5 F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
G5 F5
If you want, I can help you cram
G5 F5 G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
G#5 A#5 C A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
CHORUS 2:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor,
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
Your money's on the dresser
C G#5 G5 C
I'm a bad, bad... man!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
by Stephen Lynch
from "The Craig Machine" (2005)
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barrés the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barré or power chord.
CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
C A F5 G#5 G5 A#5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|
INTRO:
C - A (x2)
C - A - F5 - G#5
VERSE 1:
C A C A
It's College time again, September's almost here
C A F5 G#5
Hanging with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C A C A
I see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C A F5 G#5
We take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high
PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5 F5 G5 F5
And then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5 F5
She says, "But wait, Professor.
G5 G#5 A#5 C A
This wasn't on the syllabus?"...
CHORUS 1:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
A tenured titty caresser
C G#5 G5 C A
I'm a bad, bad man...
INTERLUDE:
C - A (x3)
VERSE 2:
C A C A
Tutor her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
C A F5 G#5
"Hey baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
C A C A
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
C A F5 G#5 G5
I say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...
PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5 F5
"I hope you've boned up for your midterm
G5 F5
If you want, I can help you cram
G5 F5 G5
Don't give a shit about the essay-test
G#5 A#5 C A
So let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...
CHORUS 2:
C A C A
I'm the bad professor,
C A C A
I'm the bad professor!
C A C A
Your money's on the dresser
C G#5 G5 C
I'm a bad, bad... man!
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