Am E
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
Am
Forgive our sins
F
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons
Am E
Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness
Am F G
So gentlemen if you're gonna preach for God sakes preach with conviction
G Am
Strike up the band
Am
Whoa-oh the conductor is begging me
E
Come congregation let's sing it like you mean it
F G
No Don't you get it don't you get it Now don't you move
G Am
Strike up the band
Am
Whoa-oh the conductor is begging me
E
Come congregation let's sing it like you mean it
F G
No Don't you get it don't you get it Now don't you move
E
Just stay where I can see you
Am F
Douse the lights
F E Am
We sure are in for a show tonight
Repeat this for the rest of the song D