[Verse 1]
G Bm
I've been unlucky in love and so disenchanted
C Em
I screwed it all up and took you for granted
Am
Hair...
C D G
I wish you never were not there.
[Verse 2]
G Bm
I Can't get a job and nobody loves me
C Em
Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely
Am
Hair...
C D G
I hope you know that I still care.
[Chorus]
Bm C
Hair, you make me feel so complete
Bm C
If you'd come back, I'd grow you down to my feet
Bm C
Even fat girls won't look at me on the street
Am
I'd swear...
C D G
I'd do it all for some more hair.
[Outro]
Bm
Motorist's beware
C D G
'cause I might blind you with my glare
Bm
Life's so unfair
C D G
I really miss my sweet ass hair
Bm
I don't mean my "ass hair"
C D G
I should've put a hyphen there